Honestly, I would love nothing more than to write a number on a piece of paper and slide it across the table. I love that move. But my work varies too much for fixed prices to make sense.

Once I understand the specifics of what you have in mind, I will put together a proposal. Don’t worry. I promise that you will know exactly what the work costs before we begin. If you have questions along the way, I can write down the answers on a piece of paper and slide it across the table.

No prices are listed. I did not forget.